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Picture courtesy of Kimberly Culbertson
Sometimes we need change
Catalyzed through consumption
(God is the big one)
This will sound selfish,
but I really want a girl!
…cried and birthed five boys.
In a womans world.
Men should be eaten by God!
And shit out more women.
So it is written
And God said “Let there be girls.”
Now all say amen.
Cronos gobbles up
his children—one by one, gone.
Each oh so tasty.
I am far too disturbed to attempt rhyme, scan or interpret.
Once again, we’ve created a poem that will astonish the elite and the masses equally (crossing the boundary between genre and literary):
Like a Freudian
slip, the boys slide down God’s throat
And lo comes a girl.
Jonah thought he had
it bad inside the belly
of a whale, but this?